No one should be allowed to wash their dirty
linen in public. It is something that we MICANs firmly believe in (but
apparently don’t practice much) and that is why when Paras Bhai (may God bestow
better customers to him next year) started exchanging our clothes; we decided
to get our own washing machines. SOAK first floor were the pioneers of PGP18
batch who after hearing the success stories of seniors went out for the kill. We
named it Draupadi, as it was the loyal companion of SOAK 1st floor. We even had a time-table drawn up and pasted outside Draupadi’s chambers, which none followed and just used her
whenever we wished (shame on us). Even one or two rumours of girls using
Draupadi were leaked out when a spaghetti top was found among washed clothes
but closer inspection revealed it to be the drawstring of a pyjama. Soon, all
rumours were dispelled and everyone got their own machines. Even the so-called slum-dwellers
of Palaash Ground floor and Bai’s of Parijaat ground floor got one for
themselves. So now we have Arjun protecting the sanctity of SOAK ground floor
and Bheem looking after the dirty secrets of Palaash. We at LitComm wonder what
will happen to these worthy warriors next year but until then we hope all of us
will keep our clothes as clean as our hearts ;)….